I'd rather feel a Roll of Dimes

I like to climb up skinny trees;
I like to pester bumble bees;
A growling bear will not give me a chill –
I have been called the fearless Bill
from Cedarville.

But I don't believe that I am good in bed;
Two weeks ago my girlfriend said;
“Don't bother me;
I've been with you too many times;
I'd rather feel a roll of dimes.”

Some people pay to hear me sing;
The young girls buzz like June bugs on a string.
I'm ask to sing and then I'm ask to sing again –
I'm better than most other men.

If you know what I need to do,
My girlfriend will be thanking you –
I'm not a man who wants to see
Her rolling dimes in front of me.