A bucket used to carry gear
Can over up that white thing in the rear;
But, if you have a heavy load,
It’s better to be heading down the road.

A loaded truck; a busy day;
I do not want to hear you say;
“I only have five minutes free;”
I will not let you cock-a-doodle me.

A zipper cuts my tender skin;
A buckle latch can be a javelin;
That’s why the shades will soon be drawn;
You cannot keep your britches on.

Your boss may fuss; your boss may fume;
He hates to give you wiggle room;
Just say to him, “I’m sorry Sam,
I was caught in a traffic jam.”